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บทที่ 1
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
บทที่ 2
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
บทที่ 3
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
บทที่ 4
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have
feet.
บทที่ 5
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
บทที่ 6
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight
oranges in the other,
what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
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